It is said that “laughter is the best medicine” and Proverbs 17:22a tells us that “A merry heart doeth good like a medicine.” It is going on three weeks since our governor put us into self-isolation and longer if we were cautious before April 3. By now, folks might be getting a bit of cabin fever and mamas are going crazy with the kids and perhaps husbands at home all the time. Here is a bit of humor that a friend emailed me – we might identify and we will most certainly chuckle.
I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He told me that the word was - In 2019: Stay away from negative people, and in 2020: Stay away from positive people.
The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors.
You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home schooled by day drinkers…
This virus has done what no woman has been able to do…cancel all sports, shut down all bars, and keep men at home!!!
Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions!
Since we can’t eat out, now’s the perfect time to eat better, get fit, and stay healthy. We’re quarantined! Who are we trying to impress? We have snacks, we have sweatpants – I say we use them!
Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”
I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6 foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend? Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere.
Can everyone please just follow the government instructions so we can knock out this coronavirus and be done?! I feel like a kindergartner who keeps losing more recess time because one or two kids can’t follow directions.
I think that my fridge just said “what do you want now?”
When this is over…what meeting do I attend first…Weight Watchers or AA?
Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.
Enjoy the chuckle.
